hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
