Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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