they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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