we have officially lost it.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize