I want to have your abortion
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
