Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i barfeds in our rink
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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