my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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