im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
wow bdsm is so cute
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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