i was rollin on her like bob the builder
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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