Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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