I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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