She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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