So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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