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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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