CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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