Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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