Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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