yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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