I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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