But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
