Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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