Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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