Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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