It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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