Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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