I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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