But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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