no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
