Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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