i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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