is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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