You're so nebulous sometimes
Nicole vs. Life
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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