my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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