Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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