How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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