I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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