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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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