Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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