You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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