At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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