I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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