well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
ugly people sure do ruin things
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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