So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize
