How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Sober January is a disaster.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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