The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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