i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
My dick has a subreddit
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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