i don't like sucking hair
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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