I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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