I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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