So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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