i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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