Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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