I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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