Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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